I’m afraid I fell in love with you without ever expecting it to be possible. I’m afraid I was very lucky, stumbling upon this romance. I did not sign up for this, there was no waiting period, special financing or trial period. It just happened, on a whim; “Oh what the hell, let’s just fall in love!” Declared my heart, after being silent for so long.
The damn fool shook our world, took us for quite the spin and set me upside down and upon my head.
It’s okay, my mind isn’t much good anymore around you. You were not expecting this, this was not your plan. And I accept full responsibility for all fondling… I mean, fumbling of words and affections. A slip of the tongue… Tongue… Hm….. I fear lust is quite a powerful thing, and I hope you understand it is only fueled by what it reflects, the insanely passionate fire which burns inside me for your intellect and soul, which is packaged in a goddess of a body, I shake when I imagine touching my bare skin against yours. The chill and goosebumps from spread across my back via my spine. Your gaze is to blame. Your soft hum and lips are equally guilty parties. I have found a home, and it is in your eyes, though I tend to vacation often in the south, between your wonderful, tasteful thighs.
There’s a storm abrewin’ let’s make love in between the thunder.
I need friends.
I need friends.
#the set designer motto for this movie was when in doubt add more glitter
it’s funny because it’s true
This wasn’t even scripted this is just what happens whenever David Bowie enters a room anywhere
Lea Grover, "We Don’t Play With Our Vulvas At The Table" (via themindislimitless)
"she’s such a slut/whore" more like "I’m so insecure about my inability to please women that I resort to attacking their sex lives in hope to take the focus off how incompetent and gross I am"
"I’ve got a ‘Hot Topic’ for you, it’s Jesus"
(Source: medicinalcocaine, via thecityofpawnee)